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Phantom of the Opera
Don't matter if your face is scarred, half insane, or stealing the other man's girl, a playa will play.

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Wedding Crashers
New wedding crasher rule: when attempting to steal the target honey from the altar, don't make it sound like an ackward middle-schooler asking his first crush on a date.

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The Incredible Hulk
Is it bad if I found the fight between Hulk and one (enhanced) human better then the fight between Hulk and what was supposed to be his equal/better?

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Constantine
Wow, the devil really is gonna take Keanu Reeves' soul when he goes, I knew it.

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Herbie: Fully Loaded
When you say "Fully Loaded", are we talking Herbie being the one loaded, Lohan loading fully, Herbie loaded in Lohan, what?

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Brian's Song
This is pre-Lifetime movie, only for guys.

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Napoleon Dynamite
This movie just confirms my suspicions that there is really no one worth filming in Idaho.

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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Sadly, this is less of an Indiana Jones movie, and more of a movie that Indiana Jones just happens to be in.

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Resurrecting the Champ
*rubs paddles together, place on chest* CLEAR. *zap*

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Shoot 'Em Up
I've seen this movie many times before, on playgrounds where the kids run around, pointing their fingers at each other going, "Bang bang, bang bang!"

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