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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Sadly, this is less of an Indiana Jones movie, and more of a movie that Indiana Jones just happens to be in.

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Honey
Odd that Alba can simply change her tan shade to change her nationality, and not consider it pandering to the aimed demographic.

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Resurrecting the Champ
*rubs paddles together, place on chest* CLEAR. *zap*

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Shoot 'Em Up
I've seen this movie many times before, on playgrounds where the kids run around, pointing their fingers at each other going, "Bang bang, bang bang!"

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The Girl Next Door
It goes to show that in the end, porn can improve your life and make everything better.

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Dungeons & Dragons
No matter what your twist ending promises otherwise, there is no going back from kill the black guy off first.

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Hitman
Revealing your name to the hottie who wants to jump your bones should never come across as an ackward first date.

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Phenomenon
Wait, this is a movie and not a unauthorised book about Travolta's downward spiral of picking crap movies?

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The Benchwarmers
Jon Heder's character wears a bike helmet for safety, because so many people want to slap him upside the head.

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The Aviator
Wanting the plane to crash may be wrong, but damned if you didn't want to see DiCaprio taken out.

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