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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Apparently when the bad guy has no one to double-cross, life isn't worth living.

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Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Like the music, the movie title was written while on drugs.

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Shrek the Third
Your first mistake is hoping Antonio Banderas' character is still a major role; your second was thinking Justin Timberlake's wasn't.

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The Holiday
At the point where Law and Black were cast, you get the feeling girls went and bet each other to do something stupid in a bar to determine who got Black as their love interest; Winslet lost.

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Meet the Robinsons
The trailers make the dinosaur out to be some kind of pet, when really it's most of the family who need shock collars.

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Night at the Museum
Your reality really is upside-down when you somehow get Dick Van Dyke to play a villian.

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The Pursuit of Happyness
Your eyes will mist, you'll feel changed and more caring, but still won't give that bum down the street any money.

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The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
There is no escape clause, not after you start watching anyway.

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The Protector
This would make an excellent videogame, if only because you hear "Flying Knee Body Slam" and other move names during fight scenes.

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The Lake House
Long-distance relationships have never been taken to this level.

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