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Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist
The movie's okay, but I'm saddened by the further treatment of turning Michael Cera into the same one-note as Jon Heder.

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Ocean's Twelve
Wow, way to go killing franchise momentum with that slap-in-the-face ending.

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Down With Love
I can be down with love, but not when I have to look at Renee Zellweger.

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The Girl Next Door
It goes to show that in the end, porn can improve your life and make everything better.

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I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
The movies fails to realize that Sandler is sooooo out of James' league.

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The Prestige
Even with the love triangle Scarlett Johansson, in trippy movie theory, still beds more then just the two guys.

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Edward Scissorhands
All self-cutting, emo goth boys have posters of Edward over their beds.

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Dungeons & Dragons
No matter what your twist ending promises otherwise, there is no going back from kill the black guy off first.

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The Love Guru
Instead of the Austin Powers-influenced guru we got, how awesome would a Fat Bastard-guru have been?

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Alien vs. Predator
Yes, the fans may have demanded this movie, but I think an 'R' rating and more then just one, half-decent AvP fight were included in the list as well.

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