Sage
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Sentences: 193
Joined: March 13, 2008
Sentences
Glitter
Just because you have "I Feel Pretty" on repeat in your head doesn't mean you should act on it.
27 Dresses
It's like her number was written in a bridal shoppe bathroom stall - "For a Good Bridesmaid Call 555-..."
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Kudos go to Rickman and his ability to not run Costner through with his sword any time he tried to be British.
Assault on Precinct 13
With a lead-in like that, prequeals Precinct 1 through 12 will be direct-to-video.
Monster House
I haven't felt this much like a kid during Halloween since Nightmare Before Chirstmas .
Field of Dreams
I built it, but only ones who came were the IRS for backtaxes, illegal use of land, and building without a permit.
Hulk
Note to Ang Lee: the Hulk is not empathetic, has anger issues not daddy issues, and finally: Hulk SMASH not emote.
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