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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry left his emo hair in the last movie.

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Smokin' Aces
Was it wrong to stop caring about the whiny non-actor everyone was gunning for, and more interested in the nonexistent backstory of the people who wanted his heart?

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Glitter
Inflated ego of silver screen size does not a movie make.

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Semi-Pro
The best movie title ever to describe its lead actor.

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Vantage Point
What's the vantage point for a movie with better angles?

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Shallow Hal
When the magic-meter runs out for skinny Paltrow, so does Hollywood's care for an ending without a skinny Paltrow.

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Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
Don't let the "Director of "Dude, Where's My Car?"" turn you away.

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Lost in Translation
And now it's time to play the "Let's Find the Closest Other White Person In a Foreign Nation" game.

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John Tucker Must Die
The movie promises a public execution, fails to deliever, but you still make use of the motion-sickness bag nonetheless.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Everybody sing: this is the fight that doesn't end; it just goes on, and on my friend...

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