Sage
Approval Rating:
54.99%
Sentences: 193
Joined: March 13, 2008
Sentences
Running with Scissors
Maybe this movie is supposed to make you feel better about yourself, but then you remember you're actually watching it.
Batman Begins
This movie had me totally convinced that, aside of the lack of billions of dollars, Tibetian ninja training, raiding of my private R&D lab, and the soul crushing horror of eye-witnessing parental murder, I too could actually become Batman in the real world.
Spider-man 3
Comicbook movie math is your friend; a film can only support two main baddies per installment and still be excellent, mess with that number and you never measure up (ala Batman & Robin).
The Number 23
If Jim Carrey wasn't a little bonkers to begin with, we've apparently found what it takes to push him over the edge.
Enemy of the State
While some of the security measures need a suspension of disbelief to get through, I have no problem believing our government regularly hacks into lingerie stores just for fun.
Nancy Drew
I'm waiting for the VH1 Behind the Movie, where you find out Nancy was dealing and made out with both Hardy Boys at the same time, if only so I have something to enjoy about this film.
Caffeine
A faux British comedy, with few British actors, people you'd like to slap for existing, and the best orgy in the middle of cafe you will never see again.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
You have one bullet, three choices; Jar Jar for any number of reasons, Jake Lloyd for being an emotionless twit no one wants to see grow up to be a space badass, or Lucas for killing off Maul.
