Sage
Approval Rating:
57.10%
Sentences: 153
Joined: March 13, 2008
Sentences
A League of Their Own
The sequel will be set in 2077, and women's baseball will still never see the ESPN highlight reel.
Across the Universe
You feel slightly dirty when you see a strawberry, and don't know why.
Hauru no ugoku shiro (Howl's Moving Castle)
This is a film that will be lauded, applauded, held in high regard, and patted on the back, all well deserving of such actions, and still few people will actually go see it.
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
You find yourself comparing it poorly to the 1979 cartoon, and you don't know why.
Driving Lessons
Ron Weasley fails to understand what Harry Potter got going out the gate; to make sure people hear about your next project go naked.
The Faculty
When does a horror movie let the good guys live, and get everyone hooked up?
The Simpsons Movie
It sets itself up to set it up for something bigger, yet you leave feeling like it was big enough.
The Bourne Identity
Reminding people that, before the Italian Job, Minis can indeed make good chase vehicles.
Black Snake Moan
Never has a movie left Sam Jackson looking old on story and co-star alone.
Transformers
Attention to detail is wonderful and all, but you lose a little something when the detail is traded from the wonderful Saturday morning plots over to the nigh impenetrable workings of robots with faces of a skinned Furby.
