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Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Hey, I ordered an ending with my McAction meal!

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In & Out
A big secret is reveiled in this film; when Tom Selleck shaves his moustache he becomes gay, which is why he never shaves it again.

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Blonde Ambition
This feels more like Simpson is trying to prove that, "no" blondes do not have ambition.

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The Bourne Identity
Reminding people that, before the Italian Job, Minis can indeed make good chase vehicles.

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Raiders of the Lost Ark
There is no greater achievement for an action hero, ever, then when he is so badass he will just pull out his gun and shoot you, instead of going through the motions of an unneeded sword fight.

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Jack
The difference between Robin Williams and Micheal Jackson is that when Robin plays and hangs out with young children, you believe he really is in it just for the fun.

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Huo Yuan Jia (Jet Li's Fearless)
Somebody tried telling me this movie was similar to Ong-Bak and used no wirework; somebody lied .

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The Happening
...is not.

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Jumper
Sorry, just because you had the fan power of Star Wars behind you the the first time doesn't mean that you can carry an action pic by yourself.

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Newsies
Why do the working poor seem to have so much fun?

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