Sage
Approval Rating:
57.68%
Sentences: 152
Joined: March 13, 2008
Sentences
Iron Man
Take all the realism of Batman Begins, but without the quick-cut editing and unbelievible love interest, plus the comicbook fun and excitment of Spider-Man, minus the talkytalky script and actors who try just a little to hard; dice, blend, encase in metal, chug, repeat.
The Blair Witch Project
To build suspense, some directors like to keep the monster out of sight; they did that instead with the suspense and forgot about the monster.
Resident Evil: Exinction
After running out of ways to kill the undead, this made-for-TV big screen event is forced to go to it's franchise starting point to remember ways to kill zombies.
Jaws
Spielberg went with the excellent idea of never showing his never-believable mechanical shark, ended with the thought/hope that good movies don't need sequel, but still caved to studio thought that action movies must "go boom" at some point.
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
The statue is weighing its options: see this movie with Clint Eastwood as the director or spend the money on a Clint Eastwood movie without him as the director.
Honey
Odd that Alba can simply change her tan shade to change her nationality, and not consider it pandering to the aimed demographic.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Definitely not the best Indy could do (you automatically lose points when you have both a useless, whiny, non-kickass female and a pre-preteen sidekick), but a whip, fedora and ten-year old who can drive stick will still get you pretty far.
Knocked Up
Okay, so, is it alright to have unprotected sex as long as everything works out in the end?
