Sage
Approval Rating:
50.88%
Sentences: 209
Joined: March 13, 2008
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Sentences
Gladiator
Gladiator sets the cinema stage for what follows later in Alexander; Roman man-love bad, incestious-love hinting good.
Fight Club
You can't really blame Norton, I'd wanna be Brad Pitt instead of myself too.
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Six seasons of cable television for Michael Chiklis to build an incredible badass rep, two films to knock it down.
Slumdog Millionaire
As long as you end with a song and a dance, past life horrors will be forgiven... or at least forgotten (the money helps).
A League of Their Own
The sequel will be set in 2077, and women's baseball will still never see the ESPN highlight reel.
Ocean's Eleven
This is the first ensemble movie I've seen that actually needs these actors, in these roles, to be what it is and not just big stars who want to work together.
Kung Fu Panda
Pump up Jackie Chan in a kung fu movie all you want, he still only got one line.
Hancock
I never knew an 8 year old calling Will Smith "Jackass" would be as funny as it really, really is.
Shooter
Sitting through this, I can't help but feel that the writers thought they were writing the next Jason Bourne movie with a poor man's Matt Damon.
The Covenant
Despite all the power they are supposed to have, you still find yourself wanting the Wicked Witch of the West to call Glenda the Good on her cell and watch them team-up to take turns bitch-slapping all these pretty boys.
