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Saw
They came, they bled, they went back for sequels.

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Knocked Up
Okay, so, is it alright to have unprotected sex as long as everything works out in the end?

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Men In Black
I know it's not really a sequel, but didn't Will Smith already save the earth from aliens?

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The Love Guru
Instead of the Austin Powers-influenced guru we got, how awesome would a Fat Bastard-guru have been?

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An Inconvenient Truth
I don't remember Al Gore putting this much effort into being our vice-president.

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The Happening
...is not.

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The Passion of the Christ
I wanna read from whichever Bible Mel Gibson is reading from because my copy didn't have anything of this.

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Sex and the City
It's a lot like looking through a high-priced fashion catalogue; yeah it looks kinda-sorta pretty, but really, when would you ever really need such a thing?

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Employee of the Month
This movie is very misleading, wanting you to believe that Dane Cook could keep a job for a full 30 days without termination.

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Superman Returns
Lex Luthor turns out to be less of a villian in this seq/pre/midboot, and more of a fight promoter, where the main event is Superman vs Earth.

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