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Huo Yuan Jia (Jet Li's Fearless)
Somebody tried telling me this movie was similar to Ong-Bak and used no wirework; somebody lied .

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Blood Diamond
I'm not sure what just happened, but I swear I just enjoyed a DiCaprio-leading film.

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Dan in Real Life
I feel sorry for those pancakes, because now they have Steve Carell cooties on them.

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The Passion of the Christ
I wanna read from whichever Bible Mel Gibson is reading from because my copy didn't have anything of this.

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Sex and the City
It's a lot like looking through a high-priced fashion catalogue; yeah it looks kinda-sorta pretty, but really, when would you ever really need such a thing?

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Employee of the Month
This movie is very misleading, wanting you to believe that Dane Cook could keep a job for a full 30 days without termination.

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Superman Returns
Lex Luthor turns out to be less of a villian in this seq/pre/midboot, and more of a fight promoter, where the main event is Superman vs Earth.

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Ghost Rider
Sadly, the 'Ghost Rider theory' is proven here, in that the character, in look, design, and badassery, is the focus and the story is simply there to give him a reason to look cool, not exactly to make sense.

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Blades of Glory
How does Will Ferrell continue to get character parts where he's (supposedly) the best at whatever he does, when in real life he's barely mediocre at what he's doing?

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Flushed Away
I liked it, I really did, but I know in my heart that I would have loved it more had they actually used Claymation instead of computers.

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