Sage
Approval Rating:
57.55%
Sentences: 183
Joined: March 13, 2008
Sentences
Road House
I'm supposed to believe Patrick Swayze has a PhD and still take this movie seriously at the same time?
Kung Fu Panda
Pump up Jackie Chan in a kung fu movie all you want, he still only got one line.
Howard the Duck
Hot woman on duck action wouldn't even make it in a porno, let alone a full theatrical release.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
With all his years as the 007, I have no problem whatsoever believing Sean Connery would birth a son who grows to become Indiana Jones.
Steel Magnolias
This movie is comparible to Ocean's 11, in that it's a gathering of big names in the industry, in a film nobody thought was really needed.
Down With Love
I can be down with love, but not when I have to look at Renee Zellweger.
Hot Fuzz
This guy is about one childhood tragedy from becoming some kind of Batman...and I'd so watch that movie as well.
The Time Machine
Perpetuating the idea that, should the love of your life be killed horribly, you can simply fling yourself into a world where you are the smartest person alive and the hot girl you meet outranks that other what'sherface on a 3:1 ratio.
The Da Vinci Code
Leave it to Catholics to make blood relations/decendents of Christ a bad thing.
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