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Road House
I'm supposed to believe Patrick Swayze has a PhD and still take this movie seriously at the same time?

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Kung Fu Panda
Pump up Jackie Chan in a kung fu movie all you want, he still only got one line.

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Howard the Duck
Hot woman on duck action wouldn't even make it in a porno, let alone a full theatrical release.

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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
With all his years as the 007, I have no problem whatsoever believing Sean Connery would birth a son who grows to become Indiana Jones.

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Steel Magnolias
This movie is comparible to Ocean's 11, in that it's a gathering of big names in the industry, in a film nobody thought was really needed.

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Down With Love
I can be down with love, but not when I have to look at Renee Zellweger.

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The Dark Knight
If a hero is only as great as his villian, Batman has no equal.

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Hot Fuzz
This guy is about one childhood tragedy from becoming some kind of Batman...and I'd so watch that movie as well.

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The Time Machine
Perpetuating the idea that, should the love of your life be killed horribly, you can simply fling yourself into a world where you are the smartest person alive and the hot girl you meet outranks that other what'sherface on a 3:1 ratio.

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The Da Vinci Code
Leave it to Catholics to make blood relations/decendents of Christ a bad thing.

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