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Black Snake Moan
Never has a movie left Sam Jackson looking old on story and co-star alone.

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Saw
They came, they bled, they went back for sequels.

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Akira
The jist of the movie isn't really important, when all most people will walk away with is, "That is one kick-ass bike."

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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Definitely not the best Indy could do (you automatically lose points when you have both a useless, whiny, non-kickass female and a pre-preteen sidekick), but a whip, fedora and ten-year old who can drive stick will still get you pretty far.

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The Mighty Ducks
Proving that felony drunks will always make the best coaches.

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Hauru no ugoku shiro (Howl's Moving Castle)
This is a film that will be lauded, applauded, held in high regard, and patted on the back, all well deserving of such actions, and still few people will actually go see it.

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The Magnificent Seven
An early example of Hollywood remaking Japanese movies, but maybe the only one which is actually considered good .

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The Muppets Take Manhattan
I don't care that they're made of felt or never blink, your heart is made of stone if you don't, at minimum , tear up when they all start singing "Saying Goodbye".

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I, Robot
While avoiding a total "Skynet" future, you can't deny the "Braveheart"-sequel they set themselves up for.

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The Day the Earth Stood Still
*snerk* Wow, all the jokes about Keanu Reeves acting ability, and such an easy set up too, and he still manages to make me not believe him.

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