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BloodRayne
Why can women play hookers and win Oscars, but when hookers play vampires you just lose respect for all involved?

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10,000 B.C.
Critics reamed this movie over featuring a specific time period and having no historical accuracy, but then again you can't hold up The Patriot, Braveheart, or even the Mummy and say they keep to the text books either.

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Terminator 2: Judgment Day
And now everyone wants Sarah Conner as their mom.

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The Parent Trap
The only Lohan film where two of her isn't as bad as just one.

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Jaws
Spielberg went with the excellent idea of never showing his never-believable mechanical shark, ended with the thought/hope that good movies don't need sequel, but still caved to studio thought that action movies must "go boom" at some point.

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The Happening
...is not.

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Jumper
Sorry, just because you had the fan power of Star Wars behind you the the first time doesn't mean that you can carry an action pic by yourself.

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Resident Evil: Exinction
After running out of ways to kill the undead, this made-for-TV big screen event is forced to go to it's franchise starting point to remember ways to kill zombies.

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A Prairie Home Companion
If the people this movie is based on looked anything like this, it'd be a TV show and not on radio.

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Hancock
I never knew an 8 year old calling Will Smith "Jackass" would be as funny as it really, really is.

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