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Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
The best Sheriff of Nottingham ever against the worst Robin Hood in history makes this Robin Hood: Prince of Feebs.

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28 Days Later...
The greatest reinvention of the zombie genre since the zombie genre was invented.

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Sunshine
The start is the first half of a great movie, while the end is the second half of a crappy one.

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Hulk
Hulk just bad haircut and razor blade from being new Fall Out Boy song.

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V for Vendetta
Hugo Weaving, now officially cooler than Steve McQueen.

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I, Robot
When a movie has only the title in common with the book it's "based" on, why not bother calling it something else, like, "Holy Crap! The Robots are Kicking Our Asses!"

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