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Eli

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Approval Rating: 52.05%
Sentences: 9
Joined: August 21, 2009

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I work in a video store.

Movies are good. Good ones specifically. Robert Downy Jr. especially.

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Sentences

Poster for Marie Antoinette

Marie Antoinette
I feel a cavity coming on just watching this movie.

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Poster for Martian Child

Martian Child
Two socially maladjusted wrongs do make a heartwarming right.

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Poster for Up

Up
If we thought that the cinematic wonder that was Wall-E couldn't hold the attention of a spastic three year old, we will soon learn if the antics of a grieving geriatric can too surprise us.

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Poster for Gran Torino

Gran Torino
Have these young upstart gangstas never seen Dirty Harry?

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Poster for 17 Again

17 Again
It must be utterly miserable for all teenagers who realize that someday they will become their own version of Matthew Perry.

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Poster for Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
"Mom, is it okay if I go to the quantum anomaly after school today?"

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Poster for Twilight

Twilight
I hear nothing but the feverish scribbling of Anne Rice taking notes.

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Poster for Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus

Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus
Robby J once again proves my theory that he can do no wrong, even when I don't recognize that it's him until half way through the movie.

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Poster for Léon (The Professional)

Léon (The Professional)
I find myself once again disturbed with the realization that famous actors are not frozen at a given age and that there are recorded instances of the celebrity aging phenomenon.

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